I never thought I’d have phone sex
But with my boyfriend, it was the next best
We couldn’t be physically close
So we had to get creative, I suppose
We started off with some flirty talk
And before we knew it, we were having a ball
It was like we were in the same room
Even though we were miles apart, it was all so soon
We explored each other’s bodies with words
It was a new and exciting experience, I preferred
We moaned and groaned and whispered sweet nothings
It was a surreal and intimate feeling, it was something
And when it was over, we both felt spent
But it was a memory we’ll always remember and repent
It may have been unconventional
But it was a night we’ll never forget, it was essential
For when we’re apart, we can always have phone sex
It may not be the same, but it’s the next best thing, I’d hex
I never thought I’d get so hot
From just talking on the phone a lot
But with my boyfriend, it’s a whole new world
His voice alone can make my body…
